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Send Me Your Dick Pics

By Zaina Starr 

Send me your dick pick. Ha ha. Not. I’m really only kidding. If you have seen one dick pic, then you have seen them all. Plus there is this program called Adobe photoshop, that can do a picture wonders, let me tell you. I’ve seen things that I never knew existed.


No girl wants a dick pick. They want the real thing. They want the real deal. The full show. And it better be worth their time. No girl likes getting all fixed up, taking the time to put makeup on for the show to be a no go or failure. That five star show that got that hot girl to even send you a message, well she has done sent her rating in and it is going to be a 0. A zero for that hero.


Men are going to eventually have to start taking numbers, just like at the bmv. And still that doesn’t mean you are in. That just means you have a face to face meeting with that hot girl.


If the girl decides to further her study with you, then maybe there will be another face to face meeting. Here’s the catch, there will be no sex until the actions equal the words you be spitting out your mouth.

 

Men stop sending those dick pics. Get in line, get your ticket, go on your dates to the red carpet, and match your actions with your words. I bet then you get that hot girl and all your buddies will be drooling over your girl. That is the recipe on how to get that hot girl and keep her. The one that doesn't cheat,  the one that backs her word up to her words. The one that could possibly play that man role in a relationship and still look like she just stepped off the Victoria secret runway.



"On your marks, get set. Go!"

☆Withy Writing☆

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